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RIVALRY IN A COUNTRY TOWN - Tim Blowfield |
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Written by pgk
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Friday, 26 January 2007 |
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In a country town there was an ongoing debate between the local Doc. and the local Vet. as to who was best at diagnosing and treating his patients. One day the vet got sick so the Doc was called in. "Lets see how good you are" said the Vet. "I'm not going to say anything, just like my patients say to me. You can ask my wife but I won't say anything!" The Doc. rose to the occasion and examined his patient, asking the wife a few pertinent questions. He then rummaged in his bag and pulled out a bottle of pills. Giving them to the wife he instructed: "Give him one three times a day. If he is not better in a week we'll shoot him!".
MEOW MEOW (MAU MAU) TERRORISTS - Tim Blowfield A Queensland garage owner maintained: "All vets are meow meow terrorists. They are always two feet behind a tomcat!"
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Last Updated ( Friday, 26 January 2007 )
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